The Art of the Award Winning Poet Igor Goldkind

Ukraine

I Want to Be Your Alternative Dictator !

All Power Shall Be Mine!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Socio-paths of all ages. I am proud to formally announce my candidacy for America’s Alternative Dictator. If selected by the electoral college, I promise to be a dictator from day one and forever onwards.


Here is my 35 point initial plan which I promise to enact within my first week of assuming control over the governance of this fair land.

First…


1. We will be rounding up the MAGA supporters as domestic terrorists, arrest most of the Supreme Court and declare the Republican controlled Congress and Senate to be unConstitutional.

2-3. Haven’t figured out all the foreign policy details as of yet, but there will be an immediate cessation of military aid to Israel and most of the Middle East. The Ukraine will have an expedited entry into NATO and all NATO nations will draw a line for Russia not to cross. If Putin persists NATO will invade Russia, arrest Putin and immediately hand power back to the Russian people and their duly elected officials.


4. Oh yeah, the federal government will then seize all uninhabited mansions and third homes for immediate habitation by the homeless. Owners will be compensated at a fixed national emergency housing rate.

5. The defence department will be given a 3 month time frame in which to reduce their military budgets by 33% in the first year and 66% in the two years following.

6. All health insurance companies will be nationalized and be subject to the legislative restrictions and regulation of the newly formed National Health Service. Prescription drugs will be capped at the manufacturing and distribution price with no profits to be taken.

7. All student loans will be forgiven and Universities and other institutions of higher learning will have to provide new, non profit budgets so as to rationalize entry level fees for anyone seeing higher education.

8. The newly established National Department of the Arts will be granted a 60 Billion dollar a year budget to allocate to the promotion and teaching of the arts. It will also organize state and local arts festivals for the public, free of charge. All artists, dancers, performers, writers and other expressive artists will receive negotiated salaries to produce their work full time for the benefit of the general public.

9. The NDoA will be administered from the nation’s capital which will set up State Arts Centers in every state of the union as adjunct offices within the state’s main arts museums. Contracted artists will be hired and either present projects, individually or collaboratively or be assigned to individual or collaborative projects by the state SACs. The DoA will be able to be peitioned in the case of grievances and be empowered to over rule the decisions of the local SACs.

10-11. Suicide education will be mandatory in all secondary schools. Peer to peer counselling will also be taught and meditation will replace the pledge of allegience in every school classroom in the country, every morning.

12. The national curriculum will be revised by educators and lay teachers. No parents will be permitted to participate.

13-14. All existing treaties with tribal people’s will be reinstated and the entire nation will issue a ceremonial apology to past and present indigenous Americans who will now be referred to as the First Americans. First Americans and African Americans will be entitled to special citizenship benefits including free health care for life, free higher education and access to all federal records concerning individual’s origins including records of slave purchases going as far back as historically possible.

15. African Americans and First Americans will be paid restitution as a symbolic apology for the suffering they have endured at the hands of the US government.

16. The USA will be renamed The United Peoples of America.

17. And everyone will get hot cocoa before bed time on cold evenings. Hot days, they can get chocolate milk shakes.

18. It will become a federal offence to harm, torture or brutalize animals. Hunting for food. (NOT sport) will be regulated by a government licensing bureau which will issue limited numbers of animal licence tags for hunters to kill and eat unthreatened species. But not people.

19. The work week will be reduced to a mandatory 25 hour week cap and parents will be required to spend more time with under 18 children. After 18, they can tell them to go jump in the lake.

20. The minimum wage will be increased to $45 an hour for all manual labor and reduced to no more than $100 an hour for ALL professional service providers including doctors, lawyers, plastic surgeons. All workers will be required to sign up with a union as part of their employment contract, with any union and collective bargaining will become standard labor policy.

21. All currently residing immigrants will be granted 2 year residencies in which time they are to apply for employment or petition for special consideration. During their 2 year residency they will be granted all the basic rights assigned UPA citizens, albeit for a two year period which can then be renewed upon application. The commission of crimes will disqualify the entrant from seeking renewal.

22. All UPA citizens will be encouraged to learn at least Spanish and one other language through free community colleges, libraries and ‘language centers’. Spanish will become a elementary school requirement on the curriculum plus one other elective language.

23. But not Klingon.

24. Federal legislation will require that all women be paid exactly the same as their
male counterparts.

25. Paid maternity and paternity leaves will be extended up to 12 months and further upon application and reduction of salary by 80%

26. All workplaces that employ more than 6 full time employees wil be required to provide federally subsidized day care from the first hour to the last hour of work every day of the working week, in the same building as the parents are working.

27. This will all be funded by the diversion of the military budget to public works and programs dedicated to enhancing and maintaining the public good, as detailed in the Constitution.

28. The breaking of the any amendment of the Constitution will become not just an enforced federal crime but an imprisonable crime, without exception.

29. A new federal crime of Political Corruption will be introduced to make such corruption a prisonable offence. All prisons will be nationalized and reformed by new federal standards of non punitive rehabilitation and education.

30. All police in every city and state of the UPA will be fired.

31-32. All police will all be presented with new employment contracts and not have to miss a day or work or a paycheck. However, they will have to re-qualify for their positions and in some cases take time off to finish college. The new national police contracts will be enshrined in a national data base of all law enforcement officials including military, coast guard and park ranger officers.
Criterion for requalification will include not have be a member of or ever been associated with a White Supremacist or racist club, militia or organization. Those that have will not be rehired and be dismissed. Anyone who has ever done violence to a partner or a woman will be dismissed from the force they served in and from any other police or authoritative force in the entire country.

Any officer or person in authority who has been ever accused of using excessive force or coercion against a citizen will be disqualified from reinstatement.

33-34. Any office ever accused of corruption will be disqualified from serving however they will be able to appeal to a courtroom in which they can present evidence that the charges were false and present witnesses as to their character.
All law enforcement officials will be required to submit to a mandatory psychological screening every six months and be offered free counselling if they so desire it.

35. From day one, anyone can be whatever sex or ethnicity they want to be and be legally recognized as such. I myself an African American as I can trace my genetic ancestry back to Australopitecus in Southern Africa some 200,000 years ago. Also, nobody should have the time to care what gender you dientify with, what clothes you choose to wear or who you choose to love or sleep with.

We should all have more important things to do and worry about than messing in other people’s personal lives. Anyone who worries about sexual grooming or being brainwashed about gender in schools has obviously never tried to get a ten year old to clean up their bedrooms. Get real!

I promise to be a benevolent dictator and as soon as these reforms are instituted, I will be handing over my powers to a 303 member tribunal of unpaid representatives who will serve on a rotating basis of 2 year renewable terms, with no one member serving more than 3 consecutive terms. I will hand pick my tribunal initially and then each will nominate their successor for their position at the end of their term to be voted approval on by the other 332 members.

That is all, citizens of the newly established United Peoples of America.
Well, at least the bare bones of it.
The rest I’ll cover after dinner.

So vote for me, or appoint me (it doesn’t matter which anymore, really), your alternative dictator.
You know it makes sense.

And if it doesn’t make sense now, it will make a lot more than good sense after your mandatory rehabilitation.

After the revolution we shall all eat strawberries and cream!

But what if you don’t like strawberries with cream?

After the revolution we shall all eat strawberries and cream and like it! ~Actual Bolshevik Joke


I AM THE ALIEN

In Opposing Immigration:

You’re asking a lot of different questions and operating off of some poor information.  Let me rather than argue with you, try to create a little context for the general issue of immigration.

Firstly, you know from studying US history that unlike any other country in the world, the US is purely an immigrant nation.  No one but the original indigenous people who crossed the Baring Strait some 20,000 years ago is anything but an immigrant to this country.

We are all the same in that respect.

Secondly, this country was built by immigrants.  Its wealth was generated by wave after wave of immigration from all over the world.  The Irish, fleeing the potato famine (and the English), the Russian, Polish and Ukrainian Jews fleeing the pogroms, first the Czar’s then Stalin’s, the Italians fleeing poverty, the Vietnamese fleeing the collapse of the South, Koreans, Chinese….etc. etc.

Everyone who has ever come here has come here to escape somewhere else.  

Do you get that?  That’s our shared history.

Now more recently we have Central American, Venezuelan, Haitian, Ukrainian an even a fresh wave of Chinese migrants and refugees also escaping their circumstances to survive.

I hate this stupid jingoistic myth that because “we’re the greatest country on earth” that refugees choose to come here like we would choose a vacation destination.

It’s not just a myth, it’s a dangerous xenophobic lie.  Just like you and me, the vast majority of people on this planet would rather live where their parents grew up.  Where they grew up with the language and the culture.  Migrating half way across the world or even a thousand miles to a strange and foreign land where you are received with suspicion and derision is not an easy thing to do.

So why do they come here?
Why did our familial predecessors come here?
Because more often than not, they had no other choice than to survive.  

Yes, this is a generous nation, the wealthiest nation on the planet.  We can afford our generosity.  But it’s not selfless.  Americans know that our lifeblood is dependent on the steady influx of immigrants.  It has from at least the 1860’s.

Look up the facts and statistics:  immigrants generate wealth.  They take the jobs no one else will do.  They congregate in communities and care for and build those communities.  

Where do you think Little Italy comes from, or Old Town, or China Town or Japan Town (in LA and SF) or the Polish neighborhoods of Chicago, the Jewish neighborhoods of Brooklyn and lower Manhattan (where you can still get Kosher pickles out of a street barrel)?

These neighborhood weren’t engineered by Disney or Lucas Films.

They were built by immigrants attracting extended families and more immigrants to safe neighborhoods, small businesses and jobs.  There would be no Broadway or Hollywood in not for the Jewish rag merchants of turn of the century NYC who invested in Jewish Theaters, that became Vaudeville, that became Musicals on Broadway, that became silent films. Then hopped to West Coast to build cheap studios in an undeveloped part of LA?

But enough history, look at the present.  Federal crime statistics confirm that immigrants commit fewer crimes that US citizens, are more likely to pay their fair share of taxes than citizens and improve the safety and prosperity of the cheap rent neighborhoods they congregate in.

All this Bullshit about emptying prisons, rapists, drug traffickers and child traffickers is just that:  BULLSHIT.  Contrived by Donald Trump and his band of MAGA-Morons to instill paranoia, division and xenophobia for the sole purpose of gaining political power.

It worked for Hitler, for Mussolini, Stalin and it has worked short term for Trump.  Get everyone to blame the immigrants for their domestic problems. 

 “They’re taking our jobs”!  Clogging our schools, ruining our hospitals and polluting our neighborhoods with their funny foreign food smells, accents and UN American dress sense.

Don’t get sucked into the xenophobia; you’re being manipulated for a specific outcome: To increase the power of a dwindling elite who arrogantly claim righteous dominance just because their grandparents arrived here a hundred years ago instead of last month.

Again, the lifeblood of America IS immigration.

From a global perspective, people have always migrated when food got short, they felt threatened by violence or just to explore a further horizon.

It’s in our genetic nature to migrate.
It’s how we’ve survived.

Otherwise, we’d all still be dodging lions on the southern African plains.

Nation states have always imposed changing borders to regulate the flow of people moving around and to assure that such people could be relied on to pay the state for the privilege of residing there.

National borders are imposed and maintained by violence, usually after armed conflict with a rival nation state.  Take the US southern border which dates back to the end of The Mexican American War in the 1860s.  Do you realize where the border was before then?  Since the 17th century, some 4-500 hundred years!  Before then the border was the Mississippi River.  The US to the east and first Spain then  Mexico to the west. There were also vast swathes of tribal territories that were defined by people not fences.  For over 400 years.

The native language of the western US is Spanish, it’s been spoken and continues to be spoken by the majority of our inhabitants.  You can’t build a border that contains culture. Language, culture and indeed humanity itself always overwhelms and supersedes walls and borders. Remember the Berlin Wall? Sees like an archaic artifact of a distant history by now

Of all nationalities, Mexican nationals are still the biggest immigrant group that crosses the 140 year old southern border.  However; their ancestors lived across the border and regularly crossed the new border for years prior to the US even existing.  Additionally most Mexicans are mixed blood with tribal peoples who were here in this land long before white European brought their horses, guns and fence wire to this territory.

Do you see the bigger picture?

Mexican immigration is actually going down because of improvements in the Mexican economy and the crack down on the cartels.

However impoverished families are still fleeing crime violence in Central America and coming to our border because they have no choice but to survive.

Currently. Joe Biden has imposed a 2,500 person a day cap on border crossings regardless the reason.  That was largely in response to Donald Trump torpedoing the bi partisan immigration reform bill tat would have add 1,600 ICE personnel and sped up immigrant processing to a matter of weeks rather than a year.

Trump needed the border to continue being a problem that the right could promote purely to make Biden look bad.

Lastly, we need to distinguish between immigrants, both documented and undocumented and refugees.  

There is no such thing as an “illegal” human being.  

That a deliberately dehumanizing term to generate the sense of otherness and threat supposedly posed by foreigners you haven’t even met.

The correct descriptive term, as used by ICE and all immigration authorities is ‘’undocumented visitor’ or alien.

A documented alien may be on their way to citizenship.  When my grandfather first came to this country escaping the Cossacks and the pogroms, he jumped ship at Hudson Bay, swam to the New Jersey shore and got work in the shipyards building boats for WWI.

He had no documents or papers and he didn’t speak a word of English.  But like ALL immigrants then and now, he was willing to work to earn his living. Eventually he learned English, got his work papers and eventual citizenship, then went back to Poland/Russia married my grandmother and brought her, her family and his family out of Russia, across Europe, to the UK In Liverpool they boarded a ship for New York’s Ellis Island.  Many of my grandfather’s family did not have papers either and spent more thana week being processed on Ellis Island.  Some want to Canada without papers and settled there.

So not all aliens have documents, Not all aliens are legally here on paper but that does not make them less than human, does it?
What difference does it are these precious pieces of paper?
How does it make me more human, less alien to be carrying a stamped passport than not? Have we really got to the sad point where we’ve allowed government documentation to determine the degree of our humanity our worth?

”Ve must see your papers!” He said in a cartoon Nazi’s voice
”Vif-out papers you are worth nothing!”

At the end of WWII, the League of Nations established the Refugee Council later to became and still is, the UN Refugee Council.  It was established to avoid the anything approaching the Jewish Diaspora to ever happen again. Nearly as any Jews fleeing Europe on refugee ships drowned at sea as perished int he concentrations camps. The British navy even deliberately capsized such desperate boats to prevent Jews from entering Palestine. Yet another triumph of borders over people

The UN Refugee Council is comprised of delegates from every UN member, but most importantly every nation in the UN contributes to the International Refugee Fund.  This money is allocated by the council to every nation who accepts asylum seekers seeking refugee in their nation state.

THE US TAX PAYER DOES NOT PAY TO HOUSE OR FEED OR SCHOOL ASYLUM SEEKERS

The UN does.   Everyone contributes equally as allocated by the number of refugees each nation agrees to admit.  Who admits the highest number of refugees per capita?  

Iran.  Followed by Lebanon and then Ireland.
The US is about number 7.  The admission of asylum seekers and refugees is by international treaty as detailed in the Geneva Conventions. Look it up

As a signatory to that treaty and member of the UN Refugee Council we are obligated by law to permit ANYONE seeking political asylum to be admitted into or nation.

That is THE LAW.

It can take up to a year to process an asylum application and during that time, the costs and expenses of their hospice including health care translation services legal representation are all covered by the UN in the form of yearly reimbursements.  That said, some 80% of all asylum applications are rejected and the applicant is returned to their country of origin.

That’s over 900,000 “border crossers” who have been returned to their native country to date this year.

This doesn’t get publicized, the number isn’t subtracted from the numbers crossing the border and the right wing xenophobic don’t want you to know anything about this

Are their “illegal border crossers” intent on malfeasance, breaking every law they can, murdering, raping, dealing drugs.

OF COURSE there are but not to the extent touted by right wing racists and a whole lot fewer compared to the percentage of rapists, murderers and drug dealers amongst the documented GENERAL US POPULATION.

Don’t fall for the BULLSHIT and the hatred.

An anecdote is not a trend or the rule.

Look at the facts, look at history and ask yourself deep down:

What does it really mean to call myself an American?


Who am I and how did I get here?

I am the Alien Igor Goldkind.


Sunflower Seeds Inside Your Pockets

Take these seeds
And thrust them deep inside your pockets
So that when you die and your body becomes the earth
Sunflowers will grow once again from the land you killed to claim.

© Carl F Emerich 2022

Ballerinas and camouflaged beauty queens will greet you in the streets
With pirouettes of spinning bullets behind barricades of sheets.
My grandmother will serve you up Molotov’s cocktails.
The orphans you murdered will dance around you sleepless until dawn
So that sunflowers will grow once again from the land you killed to claim.

Do you fear for war?
Ask of the stillness evermore,
Ask of the field, or ask the breeze, and ask the birch and poplar trees.
Ask of the children who now lie beneath the birch trees and the sky,
and let their mothers tell you once more
Whether or not you should fear for war.

They died so that the children from ev’ry shore
might live without your fear of war.
Ask those who fought, and those erased,
ask those planted in the rubble of Mariupol and Donetsk Oblast
Ask the women you embrace.
ask your mother –ask my wife–,
So that you will wonder never more
Whether you have cause to fear for war.

Who longs for war?
Who longs for war?
No one but those who are no more.
No one living longs for war
But war cares not for your longing or yearning for living.
Or your fears for war
War will always arrive uninvited to your door.

When war comes calling to your front door.
You cannot lock the war outdoors.
You cannot run and hide behind your chair
Or bury your head under the covers of your bed.

When war comes to your front door
There is nowhere to run, nowhere to go
The corpses of your neighbors will hinder your flight
You cannot let fear become your general
To give up the fight
To surrender to might.

Instead, you must stand with the sunflowers in the golden fields
Stand with our heads facing the sun.
Pour your bravery into an empty coke bottle
And pick up a gun.
Stand for freedom, for the children we have lost
Stand up for liberty, against the tide of tyranny.
Stand up for yourself as much as any other.

Summon your courage to stand like man,
Like a like a clown, like a woman, like a child.
The cries of their answer rises loud and clear
for all people, ev’rywhere, to hear.
The message now is as before:
Do not fear,
Do not fear,
Do not fear for war,

For war is already here

© Igor Goldkind March 27, 2022

For the Ukraine and for America

Painting by Katarina Anderssen © March 27, 2022
The Seeds of War
Recitation of ‘Sunflowers in Your Pockets’ with accompanying improvised score by Jair-Holm Parker Wells from the EP “Breathless” produced by Frederic Irriart (available on Bandcamp)



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